why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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