Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I think I won the penis lottery.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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