Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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