she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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