I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
i need some magic done to my vagina
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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