you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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