Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
everyone is single if you try hard enough
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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