Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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