Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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