how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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