i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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