I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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