Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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