There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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