The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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