I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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