Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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