you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
are you so shy because you have an std?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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