people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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