So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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