You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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