you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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