i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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