If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
This house was built for laser tag.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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