i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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