new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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