no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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