You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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