did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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