i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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