I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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