Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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