idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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