Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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