I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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