I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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