He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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