I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
pop tarts are not kleenex
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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