She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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