Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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