so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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