So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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