it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
