maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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