why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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