I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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