i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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