ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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