so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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