a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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