SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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