I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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