It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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