Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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