yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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