dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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