YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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