last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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